Don Cherry is not going to be governor general.
He has too many personal characteristics going against him.
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Obviously I need to back such a categorical statement up.
He is old.
He is even more old than I am, and I first breached the wall of being sometime during the Babylonian captivity.
Don was born when they were working up the blueprints for Tutankhamun’s tomb.
And in this modern-day world, we know from many sources, especially Twitter, old is bad.
Indiscriminate liking of people … shows a lack of class
He likes people. Well there’s a deal breaker, right there.
This is an obstacle too far. For any elite position in Canadian society, it is only acceptable to like people on your own social plane. Indiscriminate liking of people, regardless of background or rank, shows a lack of class and a lavish sense of pure hospitality.
He is friendly, even to strangers, and — brace yourselves — has even been known to say kind words to waiters, housekeeping staff in hotels, and taxi-drivers. To put it idiomatically, he likes “the help.”